The Matches

There will be a common theme throughout this feature. You'll look at the cover, wince, and then, after reading the album title and artist, you'll scratch your head.

They're still releasing music in 2009?

Ygnwie Malmsteen, the world's favorite guitar douche who can't actually write a decent song, released this all-acoustic, all-instrumental record early this year. Yawn. What's important here, however, is the extremely overexposed wankery going on up above.

What does this mean? I don't understand. Is she playing solitaire? Is she counting dolla dolla bills, y'all? What is going on here? Why is she sitting on the edge of the chair? Why is she dressed like that? Most importantly, what the fuck does this have to do with the record's name or themes?

If I have to play 20 questions to understand what your album cover means, it sucks. Flat out.

I thought this was awsome!
Im thinking about drawing this on my wall...
hmm what do u think?

"It looks perfect." Gabe wrapped his arm around my shoulders while looking down at the mini-fridge in the bus' kitchen, "Just like home, right, babe?"

"Yeah." I snorted. The bus was just like home, save for the wheels, bunks, and lack of privacy. Before I could scoot away he set his large hand over my fourteen week belly, which had seemingly popped out of nowhere. "Please stop petting me, you know that I don't care for that."

This time, it was his chance to snort, "Like you're going to get me to stop." he placed his hands on my shoulders and turned me so I was facing him before dropping his hands to cradle my growing stomach, "It's cool to touch it, Kae. I can't hold my little girl right now, this is second best."

I rolled my eyes at the statement, "I'm telling you it's not a girl. It's a boy. I promise."…

I visited Hamm, Bochum and Essen with Anna yesterday. The city in Essen is really fucked up, but the station is amazing and so is that tree.

I GOT A BOOK ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS FOR CHRISTMAS. 

I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS. 

FISTPUNCH! POW! BADASS!

.......right, i've been preeeetty bad at this 'daily photo' thing haven't i?! .... one reason is that it hasn't been daily, and another that, when it was daily, it was only for 2 days!!!

 

Well, tonight, there are going to be all the photos of the past few days going up, and right now i'm going to tell you what the songs were for these days.

Firstly, i kept trying to edit the 'body' part of text on my day two image to let you all know that my chosen song was Many Of Horror by Biffy Clyro, but whenever i clicked save it wasnt doing it .... Buzznet must sort, kai?? :] .

 

So, that was day two, and the following days' songs wereee :

Day Three- Cosmic Love by Florence and the Machine

Day Four- Blood Bank by Bon Iver

Day Five- No Sound But The Wind by Editors

Day Six (christmas eve)- Come Away With…

26/12/09

Home Alone
This is certainly the most family holiday flick I can think of!